Ayden's on the Menu
By: Kylo

It was a cold night and Ayden was walking alone down the street on his way home from work. It had been a long day and he was ready for a nice long sleep. As he walked he turned around cause he kept hearing something like maybe someone was following him. Ayden figured it was nothing and kept on walking. About 5 or 6 steps later he felt something hard hit him in the back of his head and he collapsed and fell unconcious. Ayden awoke what seemed like seconds later in a cage. It took him a few minutes to realize that he was in a cage that would normally have been too small for him. HE had been SHRUNK. Ayden didnt know what to do and then he looked around and saw other shrunken men naked in the cage with him. He ran up to them and asked waht had happened and what was going on. One of the men replied " you have been chosen just like the rest us, chosen to be food for celeberites who think they are above us". What do you mean FOOD Ayden asked. But almost on cue the door opened and Ayden jumped at who walked in it was Ben Affleck. Ben walked over to the cage and opened it up he stuck his hand in and grabbed the man Ayden had been talking to. Ben looked at the others and said " I need a taste before i get my real meal" then he opened up his mouth and shoved the little man in. Ben tasted the man for a while and then with a huge lump in his thorat swallowed him whole! Ben came up to the cage and showed everyone his open mouth and said " Very tasty" he laughed and walked out the door. Ayden didnt know what to do, he was scared. Then a man Ayden had never seen before came in opened the cage and grabbed him as quick as possible. Ayden thought for a second the stranger was going to eat him but he put him in a jar and walked out the door with him into a kitchen. Ayden watched as a bed of rice and potatoes was made and then the chef dumped him on top. The plate was covered with a plate cover and Ayden felt himself be lifted up and move towards the distinct voices of a restauraunt. Ayden felt the plate set down and knew when the lid was lifted off he would see who would be eating him. As the cover came off Ayden looked up into the face of Matt Damon! Matt smiled down and dug right into his rice and potatoes. Ayden just lay there watching him chew up his food waiting for his turn to enter the hot celebs mouth. Then Matt looked down and picked Ayden up. "see you later man" he said and then flung open his mouth. Ayden saw all the molars and teeth of Matt as he slowly lowered him into his mouth. A wave of hot breath and saliva hit him as he landed on the soft tounge. Matt closed his mouth and Ayden did not know what was going to happen. Then he felt himself being pushed towards the back of his mouth and then a hard gulp and he felt himself be squeezed very tightly and then a pop into Matt Damons stomach. It smelled horrible and Ayden banged on the walls but it was not use he knew he would be digested. Outside Matt pated his belly as he felt the banging inside his stomach stop then he smiled to himself and got his check from his waiter.

The End